80% Meme Boy Version

Here we go:

1. A 14-year-old human boy who loves nothing more than going on adventures and saving the day.
2. A Minish that became corrupted by the evil in the hearts of mankind.
3. A panda that escaped the local zoo with his son and lives with a little girl in her grandmother's house.
4. The direct descendant of a legendary hero and resides in a village in ancient Nippon. He carries an affection for the local sake brewer.
5. He holds a book that contains the names of spirits his grandmother enslaved and must return them to their respective owners.
6. A 22 year-old, hormonal, blonde-haired biker, virgin, and former bōsōzoku that became a teacher in a private middle school.
7. Look at his forehead. shame on you if you still don't know.
8. A sturdy, outspoken student who is passionate about supporting athletes but suffers from dyspepsia.
9. "Hehehe... Got here already, did you? We underestimated you! But this is it! I'm a cut above the Grunts you've seen so far. I'm not stalling for time. I'm going to pulverize you!"
10. He suffers from obsessive-compulsive disorder, or OCD, which is manifested as an obsession over symmetry, otherwise known as asymmetriphobia.

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EDIT: 2013/06/5 Key answer: [link]